Do you know your Church Hymns? (the answers!)
- Dentist’s Hymn = Crown Him with Many Crowns
- Weatherman’s Hymn = There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
- Contractor’s Hymn = The Church’s One Foundation
- The Tailor’s Hymn = Holy, Holy, Holy
- The Golfer’s Hymn = There’s a Green Hill Far Away
- The Politician’s Hymn = Standing on the Promises
- Optometrist’s Hymn = Open My Eyes That I Might See
- The IRS Agent’s Hymn = I Surrender All
- The Gossip’s Hymn = Pass It On
- The Electrician’s Hymn = Send the Light
- The Shopper’s Hymn = Sweet Bye and Bye
- The Realtor’s Hymn = I’ve got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
- The Massage Therapists Hymn = He Touched Me
- The Doctor’s Hymn = The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway here are a few more hymns:
- ~45mph = God Will Take Care of You
- ~65mph = Nearer My God To Thee
- ~85mph = This World Is Not My Home
- ~95mph = Lord, I’m Coming Home
- ~100mph = Precious Memories
Lord, give me a sense of humor,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
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